1. translation, you’re fucked.

    translation, you’re fucked.

    2. May 20, 2012

  2. Say hello to the newest member of the Curran Clan

    Say hello to the newest member of the Curran Clan

    3. May 19, 2012

  3. Oh. There. really. arent any words…

    Oh. There. really. arent any words…

    4. Reblogged from raylayug

    source: raylayug

    May 15, 2012

    5. Reblogged from acciobadgley

    source: acciobadgley

    May 15, 2012

  5. So…heres my reel.

    6. May 15, 2012

  6. So, I graduated today. And I’m actually employed.

    I have been for two weeks now. Full time job. So suck on that unemployment rate.

    Anyway, after a short four years I graduated. I’m not going to get into sappy emotional shit ‘cause lets be honest, no one gives a shit. I’m just going to point out some highlights from the day.

    -The guy who had us all lined up cattle style in the Marriott kept saying ‘Good morning District 12’ or ‘Attention Tributes’ at first I just thought I was going crazy or his bullhorn didn’t help his enunciation but nope. He was flat out calling us Tributes. If he said Primrose Everdeen, I was going to shout out ‘I VOLUNTEER’

    -Finally sitting down after standing for two straight hours. Everyone else around me shared my pain.

    -David Gregory’s address was hysterical. Especially is W. impression. (Just put on your own Bush impression and say these words). ‘This here is Gregory, he’s the one who spoke French at me. No Bueno, see I’m bilingual too’

    -Getting to see basically everyone I wanted. Andrew Clarke my favorite professor who was my playwrighting professor. Ken Cheeseman, my acting for the camera professor, and Eric Weiss. The man who called me to tell me I was accepted into Emerson, and my first professor at the College. Really that’s all I needed.

    -And having my two best friends there. One graduated with me, the other, is two years my junior, well three years, but I wont get into the logistics of that. But yeah, I get to be a little gushy there. 

    Hello real world, you look like shit.

    7. May 14, 2012

  7. "She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for me to understand. Her enunciation wasn’t very good with my dick in her mouth"

    - Tucker Max

    8. Reblogged from anarchyxmydear

    source: anarchyxmydear

    May 13, 2012

  8. "‘without Emerson I’d be a homeless lesbian woman with twelve children’"

    - Mario Cantone

    9. May 12, 2012

  9. I do. Its both a blessing and a curse.

    I do. Its both a blessing and a curse.

    10. May 12, 2012

  10. ‘Sexy and I know it’ except, with actual talent

    11. May 12, 2012

  11. "Girls have made me happy, anguished, terrorized, affectionate, and depressed during sex, but never angry. Think about it—how can someone even piss you off AS YOU ARE FUCKING?"

    - Tucker Max

    12. May 10, 2012

  12. Shame on me for falling for someone so dense
    In different times I’d might have fooled around for something warm, something with security
    As fleeting as momentary rapture and the pleasure of collapsing in arms
    So welcoming to others just like me

    You know Ms. Leading I regret to inform you
    I’ve fallen out of lust
    It must be so hard to understand

    13. May 10, 2012

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